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That hurts.
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If you call a tail a leg, how legs does a dog have?
Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.
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My Violets ain't blue,
and my Roses are dead.
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If you call a tail a leg, how legs does a dog have?
Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.
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My Violets ain't blue,
and my Roses are dead.
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Clear as day,
Dark as hell,
Your soul is mine,
Mine to sell.
Proud member of:: [link]
Google works wonders
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My Violets ain't blue,
and my Roses are dead.
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Clear as day,
Dark as hell,
Your soul is mine,
Mine to sell.
Proud member of:: [link]
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"..I lit a match, then let it catch to light up the room/and then you yelled as we beheld an old maroon hot air balloon.."
icon made by ~Icy-Snowflakes
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My Violets ain't blue,
and my Roses are dead.
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"..I lit a match, then let it catch to light up the room/and then you yelled as we beheld an old maroon hot air balloon.."
icon made by ~Icy-Snowflakes
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